Saturday, August 1, 2009

PEDs may be factor in Trundles seasonal slump


In response to rumors and speculation surrounding the recent release of several Tribecards Trundles players, fantasy team manager, --David, held a press conference.

"There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that PEDs would have many any difference whatsoever for our team. I made the decision to be PED-free, and I stand behind that 100%," --David said to a group of reporters and angry fans.

He is, of course, referring to Lee's accusation that PEDs (Performance-Enhancing Duds) might be the cause for the Trundles last-place standings and awful appearance in this year's league play.

As the season first unfolded, --David appealed to league commissioner, PunkRockPaint, to let them wear only their skivvies during the season. It was a highly contested and controversial move that left many fans (and players) dazed and confused - though female attendance is up 248% this year.

"Our boys are strong, talented, and can take on anything without the need for PEDs," --David said during a press conference when the season began. Though many players and fans grew to accept, or flat-out ignore, the uniform choice, it was evident in the locker room recently that some frustrated players had had enough.

Not everyone is upset by the uniforms, or lack thereof, however. After the press conference, Hafner said, "I like playing in my undershorts. We have the support we need without feeling restricted in our movement." An informal survey showed he was in the minority among the other players regarding the lack of PEDs.

We are still awaiting word from the league commissioner on this developing story.


  1. The commissioner will comment on your issues after his team's bye week. (oh, yes. I went there.)

  2. Lol - very funny. I don't think Red Sox fans will find it as amusing.