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Using your imagination, sing along to the tune of "If today was your last day" by Nickelback. Or just read along and look at the pictures. That's what I'm doing...
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A good friend gave me some great advice
He said there's a group break and it's all right
You pick your team, gather up a lot of dimes
And then you go and visit joecollector's site
There's a risk you take, but its worth the ride
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I got my group break cards today and I just gotta say
The cards are cool and really great
I got nice cards from all the packs
With great pictures on the wax
I can't believe the luck I had, I got my group break cards today.
I got, I got, I got my group pack cards today.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyUAltMT7PHN9mUAmMrDGu2VVYs7HDkWJDzjwjC2ynz0Be5xz4CSxSmOA6nA4mBP14C45zqQ_CJ375v3s_eGHSr5ypJJl2Y1Lc_1WMbMhMhFk-ymyEIgWh6xRVI83dsWKzb1HnIZJrti8/s320/20090818-iamjoe-agnatsa.jpg)
Bowman's Best Utley, Reyes, and Mauer
Zimmerman, Gorkys, and an auto Kyle
There's a Derrek Lee, Sizemore's quite a guy
And the Roger Clemens card looks nice
Why'd they scan so blue on my device?
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh02r45Bnf4DrHUF_TvNsi3vsBNVYzHFZyqPPa7wrZsJomcJZB2CwKs-BopO8bvjJvncasLI66nFlGTbUnQKrrLRt3EXzUUf-jUGhIEdYKQUIrKHDX31YaxoAODHABxyqA1TstatF_qaDI/s320/20090818-iamjoe-agnatsb.jpg)
I got my group break cards today and I just gotta say
The cards are cool and really great
I got nice cards from all the packs
With great pictures on the wax
I can't believe the luck I had
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2FOJOl2fvyZ8792q4ZZhpUkNovjGnqhM5kExvmix90UZk3AndFU3p8pf5pBdNOYkZBD2sZB05D9OFOc1LwD-a_j70hqLJ9Ygag8spSx-71PN4Cv6BL07BxwFNXmMy4PlDvNeGpqBOKHY/s320/20090818-iamjoe-agnatsc.jpg)
And then I got some A and G
Zimmerman bat card and three
Custer, Martis - one's mini
Six of these cards are showing gloves
And I'm thanking God above
for Squares of cardboard I do love in the group break cards today
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhv2XFWn_FY4RCLQhlC2H0V9C2Vzwc35UdmNoJ-ktL5oPHFjp1oSA0ViaFrM-vvrj57AEIVaajHQEhIfp3XkVPGFxqbbMIE4XeGhppjam8Jk0OOGpWFoME0cSbikXaLT1mQl5ysq2LmakU/s320/20090818-iamjoe-agtribea.jpg)
I got my group break cards today
Peralta, Hafner game-used and a Scott Lewis
Martinez it's too late, here's Crowe's card
Berg is stacking his own cards
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPKdc1ANdgZYvy-RfYb0LWWMevPX7RsrKcubTZMb56_F6iroSgfcK3E5olwGjq34r03SdfS1gPSCfFY93yGpLh30KGuatBeEv4hmhVSl39zTJR_FY8CbRE2QeBAbRZy1ljF4xuVECHnn0/s320/20090818-iamjoe-agtribeb.jpg)
Shoppach's at the plate
Shin-Soo Choo and Grady Pride
Cliff, Travis, Jhonny
Sizemore steals another base with a slide
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgR7nf2K03esMKoJzS2rOlTjB51-0SoUIHeS0yIp4bvlbwgcc2XcYIlA2O8SU3ekM6lPbgV7JQXCdCEawc25sqRLoFAaJ7DjnMZZt6e1Eknn5Co_jClcutkLXrCZD9phTHTtDZLnGltJoA/s320/20090818-iamjoe-agtribec.jpg)
I got my group break cards today and I just gotta say
The cards are cool and really great
I got nice cards from all the packs
With great pictures on the wax
I can't believe the luck I had
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjN0-FYYhl7Ib3e5z0QOLTzAl1yOj5zk0xqWSE5gSAGtU7NFf4yqX6WCD9_TJWgx4RryxX7qwi1by6HGlDupFx3Ih6sKa-ULwKjSyRfF6-7EPQP85w7IoQvRZZioedDLXiVfPnYGeJeCPM/s320/20090818-iamjoe-agtribe+001a.jpg)
I am left with cards, these three
Shin-Soo Choo smilin back at me
Tunnicliffe sails the seven seas
Carmona's wearing a white glove
And I'm thanking God above
JoeCollector's havin' fun
I got my group break cards today
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgB-_oCuyZMsZNnK9XuBkcnQMY6Xj6eY7yr0qyQUkfn8dBxSCt-D8ihcvGOeX4-8dbBF24ineVj5f0JiJmeSV32D5lv3zpCkseC3oBSe4NStPxElWD3fMOQN1tN1A0HZMKp5xG6RSI0YOo/s320/20090818-iamjoe-agtribe+001b.jpg)
I got my group break cards today and I just gotta say
The cards are cool and really great
I got nice cards from all the packs
With great pictures on the wax
I can't believe the luck I had, I got my group break cards today.
I got, I got, I got my group pack cards today.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVSHIau24MaEM56ksmbHxUZD8s2YFc7ASTkucSkVRJLoBLgnA8HgEdWvfjc2qtKrm8aTOmMJOO1j_-ifzfNPQUEnYSCBCISi8u2E_BGkb5Gx5f0iZkUWXuETDtVjICiRKVymoAD5njqHQ/s320/20090818-iamjoe-agtribe+001c.jpg)
A couple notes:
-- I did this in about 30 minutes, so if you enjoyed it, then you can marvel that I kicked it out so quickly. And if you thought it stunk, just remember I din't spend *too* much time on it (see, it works both ways).
-- I took the liberty of adding the chorus one more time at the end because, well, I had more scan than the song allowed. It's a parody. It's fun. It's a fun time.
-- *THANK YOU* to Jeff over at IamJoeCollector for holding these great monthly (and bonus) breaks!
-- Does every single box of A&G come with a guaranteed Tunnicliffe!?
Okay, technically, this is more than a couple notes. This officially counts as "some" notes, as two is a couple, three is a few, and four is some. I think if you have five or more, you just rework it into an additional paragraph. So, with that, and the fact I do not wish to add a whole other paragraph even though this single note alone qualifies as one, I hope you had fun!
Update:
In case following the lyrics was too hard with the pictures in the way, here is the whole song. Why? I don't know, he's on third and I don't give a darn!
I got my group break cards today (a parody)
A good friend gave me some great advice
He said there's a group break and it's all right
You pick your team, gather up a lot of dimes
And then you go and visit joecollector's site
There's a risk you take, but its worth the ride
I got my group break cards today and I just gotta say
The cards are cool and really great
I got nice cards from all the packs
With great pictures on the wax
I can't believe the luck I had, I got my group break cards today.
I got, I got, I got my group pack cards today.
Bowman's Best Utley, Reyes, and Mauer
Zimmerman, Gorkys, and an auto Kyle
There's a Derrek Lee, Sizemore's quite a guy
And the Roger Clemens card looks nice
Why'd they scan so blue on my device?
I got my group break cards today and I just gotta say
The cards are cool and really great
I got nice cards from all the packs
With great pictures on the wax
I can't believe the luck I had
And then I got some A and G
Zimmerman bat card and three
Custer, Martis - one's mini
Six of these cards are showing gloves
And I'm thanking God above
Squares of cardboard I do love in the group break cards today
I got my group break cards today
Peralta, Hafner game-used and a Scott Lewis
Martinez it's too late, here's Crowe card
Berg is stacking his own cards
Shoppach's at the plate
Shin-Soo Choo and Grady Pride
Cliff, Travis, Jhonny
Sizemore steals another base with a slide
I got my group break cards today and I just gotta say
The cards are cool and really great
I got nice cards from all the packs
With great pictures on the wax
I can't believe the luck I had
I am left with cards, these three
Shin-Soo Choo smilin back at me
Tunnicliffe sails the seven seas
Carmona's wearing a white glove
And I'm thanking God above
JoeCollector's havin' fun
I got my broup break cards today
You are a genius. We are not worthy!
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