Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Jusss call me Dr. Doofensmirtz, okay?

So, you know how excited I was to have my "12 Days" done early this time, right? Well, as fate would have it, I did forget to put together one gift pack, which overall isn't bad, but still not great. Add to that the fact that I forgot to put on my "Send packages through the mail-inator" cap, and you will see where things went downhill fast. Without my "Send-Things-Through-Mail-inator" cap, the packages that were SUPPOSED to have been mailed off, umm, like a week and a half ago or something like that, suddenly materialized in the back seat of my truck. I don't know why that should be... I can only blame Perry the Platypus for such an arch enemy-type move. Really, you should see what he does to all my inventions. It's a wonder I keep bothering to invent new things at all...

Where was I? Oh yes, Perry the Platypus! Huh? Oh, yeah, the packages. Well, you see, today, after I spotted them sitting in the back seat of my truck, I finally took them to the post office and mailed them the old fashioned way. So much for my 'send-packages-through-the-mail-inator!!' Curse you, Perry the Platypus!!

(For those of you that have no EARTHLY idea what I'm talking about, you might want to watch this...)


  1. You are so gracious about sending packets of cards that it's comforting to know that every now and then, you experience a human delay. This terrible, terrible tiny failing to which you have confessed gives us, The Delay People, hope.

  2. LOL, er, um, happy to help?

    codeword: rusnow (r-u-s, now)