Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Jusss call me Dr. Doofensmirtz, okay?


So, you know how excited I was to have my "12 Days" done early this time, right? Well, as fate would have it, I did forget to put together one gift pack, which overall isn't bad, but still not great. Add to that the fact that I forgot to put on my "Send packages through the mail-inator" cap, and you will see where things went downhill fast. Without my "Send-Things-Through-Mail-inator" cap, the packages that were SUPPOSED to have been mailed off, umm, like a week and a half ago or something like that, suddenly materialized in the back seat of my truck. I don't know why that should be... I can only blame Perry the Platypus for such an arch enemy-type move. Really, you should see what he does to all my inventions. It's a wonder I keep bothering to invent new things at all...

Where was I? Oh yes, Perry the Platypus! Huh? Oh, yeah, the packages. Well, you see, today, after I spotted them sitting in the back seat of my truck, I finally took them to the post office and mailed them the old fashioned way. So much for my 'send-packages-through-the-mail-inator!!' Curse you, Perry the Platypus!!

(For those of you that have no EARTHLY idea what I'm talking about, you might want to watch this...)

2 comments:

  1. You are so gracious about sending packets of cards that it's comforting to know that every now and then, you experience a human delay. This terrible, terrible tiny failing to which you have confessed gives us, The Delay People, hope.

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  2. LOL, er, um, happy to help?

    codeword: rusnow (r-u-s, now)

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