Sunday, May 16, 2010

2010 Tribe-O-Matic Championship Game!

Hello, and welcome to a BEAUTIFUL Sunday afternoon at the Tribecards Tribe-O-Matic Championship game!  I'm here on a very sunny day at the park where the Classics vs Currents tournament has come down to the 2009 St. Louis team of KevinM's and the 1909 Chicago AL team of ThaneR!  The winner of today's matchup gets to choose either the Strat-O-Matic board game *or* the computerized version of the baseball game.  Our runner-up gets the remaining game, so either way, both managers will walk away a winner.  Of course, only ONE can be crowned the 2010 Tribe-O-Matic Classics vs Currents Champion!


 Before we get into today's game, I'd like to thank Jay and the folks over at http://www.strat-o-matic.com/ for asking me to host a "contest" (or contests) in order to giveaway some of their product!  This tournament would have never happened without them!  The image above represents the board game, and the image below is a screenshot from the computer version:
 

Now, let's join the action on the field for today's CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!!


Welcome everyone to South Side Park
The players are on the field and we're almost ready to go
As Skip Schumaker prepares to face Smith, let's check out the Chicago defense

At first base is Isbell
Purtell is down at the hot corner
Atz and Parent
are at second and short, respectively

From left to right... Dougherty,
Altizer and White

and now Owens is just
settling in behind the plate

High and away
Ball four

Rasmus fouls off the bunt attempt
The count goes to 1 and 2, we'll have to see if they keep the bunt play on

Schumaker slowly moves away from the base
Smith holds the runner

Next up is Colby Rasmus, the St. Louis center fielder
On-deck is Albert Pujols...
He'll be followed by Matt Holliday
Smith eyes Rasmus intently
Swung on and missed by Rasmus,
he's down on strikes
One away in the top of the 1st for St. Louis

Pujols scuffs up the lines in the box
Now he is ready
Albert looks at the sign from the coach at third
Jose Oquendo flashes a series of them...
Now Pujols taps the bat on home plate
Pujols cocks his bat
Strike three swinging!

And a quick peg to first by Owens
Schumaker dives back in...

SAFE!

The first base ump says Schumaker made it back

Two down

Owens asks for a new ball
He calls time and trots out to the mound
A conference going on between Owens and Smith

The left fielder, Matt
Holliday, is up next
Watching Smith, Holliday wiggles the bat
He's ready for the pitch
Time is called...
Don't know what for...

Now we appear ready
Base hit to left for Holliday
Jose Oquendo puts up the stop sign...
Schumaker will stay at second

Walking up to the plate now is Ludwick
Yadier Molina waits on deck
Ludwick wiggles the bat above his head
Ludwick waits
It's a duck snort headed towards the outfield
Isbell "hauls buggy" after it...

He dives...

Got it!
Most infielders could not have made that play!

That's three outs here in the top of the first
At the end of one half inning, for St. Louis
No runs, one hit, no errors and 2 men left on base
Chicago is coming to bat

St. Louis has taken the field here in the bottom of the first...

Here's the way they look, defensively

In the outfield from left to right
Holliday in left...
Rasmus in center...
And Ludwick in right

The infield, third to first
Thurston will play the hot corner
The keystone combination has Ryan at short and Schumaker at second
Over at first base is Pujols

Wainwright gets the nod as starter
Behind the platter is Molina

Chicago first baseman, Frank Isbell, will lead off
Molina flashes the sign...
Wainwright shakes it off,
he wants another...

Now he's happy
It's a BULLET, hit towards second
Schumaker makes a nice play on it
Score It: 4
One down for Chicago

Freddy Parent is still in the on-deck circle and Patsy Dougherty is looking
for a bat in the dugout

Parent, Chicago's shortstop, is coming to the plate
He is finished with his pre-bat warmup
Patsy Dougherty waits on deck
Right-hander Wainwright eyes the righty Parent
And Parent will sit down...
strike three called
Two up, two down

Patsy Dougherty plants his left foot
The lefthanded left fielder for Chicago appears set
Dougherty has hit 1 home run this year
Wainwright is asking for a new ball...
The ump throws him a new one...
Wainwright looks in...
Now he's ready
There's a fly ball to Colby Rasmus
Rasmus circles under it...
This one would end the inning...
He makes the play
Adam Wainwright holds the Pale Hose scoreless in the first

St. Louis will send Molina,
Joe Thurston, and Brendan Ryan to face
Frank Smith this inning
Molina is batting .293 with
6 HR's this year
Smith gets the sign, it's one he likes
Smith winds and delivers
There's a shallow flyball struck by Molina
Patsy Dougherty runs in,
calls for the ball
He makes the catch
Molina is out
That is the first out here
in the top of the second

What a beautiful day for baseball!
Plenty of room for you if you're in the neighborhood
Can't beat fun at the ol' ballpark

Joe Thurston is the next batter
this sunny afternoon
Smith tosses the resin bag aside
He steps on the rubber...
Thurston hits a fly ball to left
Patsy Dougherty camps under it
He's got it
Two down
Frank Smith retires the first two batters in order

St. Louis sends the shortstop,
Brendan Ryan, up to the plate
Frank peers in for the sign...

Shakes off the first one...
Likes the second one
Grounded towards first
Isbell grabs it

IT'S A RACE TO THE BAG
SAFE!

Wainwright moseys up to the plate
Skip Schumaker is heading
for the on-deck circle
2 down, Wainwright behind
in the count, 0-2
There's a fly ball into straight-away left
Dougherty one hands it...
Wainwright is retired...
and so is St. Louis
That's all for St. Louis
After 1 and a half innings in
Chicago this afternoon,
We're scoreless

The Pale Hose will get their licks here in the bottom of the 2nd
Dave Altizer, Billy Purtell, and Doc White are scheduled to face St. Louis
righthander Adam Wainwright
Here's Altizer stepping in...
Altizer swinging from the left side of the plate against the righty Wainwright
Altizer waits on Wainwright
There's a high pop in front of the plate
Looks like the ball is drifting foul
Molina calls for it and makes the play
As the ump signals a foul ball
Wainwright gets the first out in the inning

Planting his right foot
Purtell is set in the box...

The infield shifts slightly to the left for the right hand hitting Purtell
Right-hander Wainwright prepares for the pitch to the right-handed swinging Purtell
And now the pitch...
Swung on and hit sharply to third
Thurston plays it on one bounce
Over to Pujols...
Out of there!
That's two away

Doc White will get a crack at Wainwright next
Jake Atz would be up next...
But only if White can reach safely
Wainwright looks down at Molina for the sign

Now he's ready...
Routine grounder to third
Thurston scoops it up
Over to first for the out
Three up, three down for the Pale Hose
Chicago has no runs, no hits and no errors
While St. Louis has no runs, 2 hits and no errors

Schumaker is walking to the plate
Now he steps into the batter's box
Smith toes the rubber again
He gets his sign from Owens
With a 1-1 count... here's the pitch
Schumaker hits a routine grounder to Parent
He scoops it up, and throws to first

SAFE, the throw pulled Isbell off the bag
Charge Parent with the error

Colby Rasmus is up next to face Smith
A tough situation to bunt as Chicago has the corners playing way in
Rasmus tells the umpire he's ready
It's a scorching liner to the second baseman
OUT!
Atz didn't have to move!
Schumaker stays put
One down for St. Louis
Albert Pujols is in the on-deck circle
ready to make his way to the plate for St. Louis

Now at the plate will be Pujols, first baseman for St. Louis today
Pujols gets set
He's 0 for 1 so far
The bat is cocked
A slider by Smith
Pujols gets good wood on it...
Altizer back-pedals quickly...
Up with his glove...
Out!

Matt Holliday is up next
St. Louis' left fielder finds 1 on with 2 outs
Holliday digs in on the right side of the plate facing the righty Smith
Holliday is waiting
His bat is wiggling slightly
Schumaker is dancing off first
Smith's pitch is a rising fastball
Holliday tries to hold up
Ball four
Owens points down to first
He did not go around

Facing Smith now is Ludwick
Yadier Molina heads to the on deck circle
Joe Thurston waits in the hole
Ludwick steps out of the batter's box to get the sign
Ryan is 0 for 1 today
Smith has the sign from Owens
Lazy fly ball to center
Altizer doesn't have to move
He's got it
Score It: 8
So that's it for St. Louis
They fail to score against Smith

In the top of the 3rd for St. Louis
No runs, no hits, one error
and 2 men left on base

Jake Atz up first for Chicago
He is a threat to steal if he gets on
Wainwright steps on the rubber...
Looks in for the sign
Adam is ready to zip it homeward
Here it comes
Fastball...
Atz jumps all over it...
It's juiced to deep left
There goes Holliday after it
Racing hard...
He dives...
And he's got it!!!
Beautiful play by Matt Holliday!
One up, one down for Chicago

Nobody on base, one away
Owens steps into the batter's box
Owens grips the bat handle
Owens is set for the pitch
Sinking fastball...
Owens swings...
Raps a hard ground ball
right at Thurston...
He snares it easily, throws to first...
Out by a step
Two down
Wainwright retires the first two Chicago batters

Next up is Frank Smith, the Chicago pitcher...
If he gets on, Frank Isbell would bat next
Home plate is covered with dirt
The ump cleans it off
Wainwright studies his sign
Smith is gone on strikes
Left with the bat still in the cocked position
And that retires the side

Here's Yadier Molina leading off
Joe Thurston is on deck
And Brendan Ryan is in the hole
Molina can't seem to get settled at the plate
Waiting for the pitch is Molina
Strike on the inside corner at the knees
Strike three looking
Molina looks at the plate,
then back at Rip Egan,
slowly turns and walks back to the dugout
He didn't like that one
With one down, up next is Joe Thurston
To be followed by Brendan Ryan

And the batter is Joe Thurston
Brendan Ryan is on-deck
Smith is ready quickly
It's a routine fly into right
White ranges over and reaches up
He grabs it for the out
Two gone for St. Louis

Brendan Ryan coming up
It's a tie game in the top of the 4th
Ryan awaits the pitch
Slow ground ball
Purtell is charging it
HE DROPS IT!
That's an error
That's error number 2 of
the game for Chicago

Two outs, with a man at first
Wainwright is the next batter
Smith steps off the rubber...
Adjusts his cap...
Now he's ready
Base hit to center for Wainwright
Jose Oquendo puts up the stop sign...
Ryan will stay at second

Skip Schumaker, the second baseman,
strides to the plate
Schumaker steps out...
Takes a few more practice swings...
Now he's ready
The umpire says let's go
Bounding ball to second
Atz comes up with it
Over to first
In time!
Score It: 4-3
That ends the inning for St. Louis

Chicago has no runs, no hits and 2 errors
While St. Louis has no runs, 3 hits and no errors
They have now stranded 7 baserunners

The first baseman Isbell will lead off for the Pale Hose
He'll be followed by Freddy Parent
And then Patsy Dougherty
Wainwright looks down at Molina for the sign...
Shakes him off once... twice
Now he has the pitch he wants
Wainwright is into his wind-up
And the pay-off pitch
A hot shot on the ground to Ryan
He's got it cleanly on one hop...
Over to first and Isbell is out

One out, nobody on base
Freddy Parent is the batter
Parent is set in the batter's box
He's staring intently out at Wainwright
He's waiting for the pitch
Over the outside corner
Parent hits the curve right to second...
Schumaker takes it on the second hop
Fires to 1st...
Parent is out by a couple of steps
Two up, two down for the Pale Hose

Now here's Dougherty
Wainwright likes the sign
The windup, the pitch
Dougherty hits a three hopper
towards Skip Schumaker
Schumaker scoops it and fires it to first for the out
That's all for the Pale Hose
After 4 innings in Chicago this afternoon,
Scoreless game

Colby Rasmus, Albert Pujols, and Matt Holliday are due up
Right-hander Smith eyes the lefty Rasmus
Fastball, STRIKE THREE!
Rasmus was frozen on that fastball by Smith
High and on the outside corner
He was looking for an off-speed pitch
One gone for St. Louis
Dougherty asks for time from third base umpire, Billy Evans
The batboy runs out with a pair of sunglasses for the leftfielder
Bright day...may be some balls lost in the sun this afternoon

Pujols gets set at the plate
Albert steps out of the batter's
box to get the sign
Pujols is 0 for 2 today
He flied out last time up
Pujols gets set for the pitch
Windup by Smith
And the pitch
Inside
That's ball four

Pujols studies Smith intently...
Now he's walking away from the base
Smith steps off the rubber
Looks Pujols back to the bag

Holliday is up now for St. Louis
Smith adjusts his cap...
Now he's set
Base hit to left for Holliday
Jose Oquendo puts up the stop sign...
Pujols will stay at second

Ludwick leaves the on-deck circle...
He's going back to get a new bat...
Now he jogs to the plate
1st and 2nd, one man down
Smith steps on the rubber
Curve, up high...
Ludwick rips it to left...
Smith hung that breaking ball
However, Ryan got under it just a bit
Dougherty started back on it
Now he's coming in...
He's under it and makes the easy catch
"Can of Corn"

Yadier Molina coming up
Scoreless ballgame, top of the 5th
Molina looks into the dugout
Now he steps back in...
0 for 2 on the day for Yadier
He's ready
He rips a grounder to short
Parent grabs it
His throw to first
GOT HIM!
Score It: 6-3
We're halfway through here
at South Side Park
After 4 and a half innings No score
We'll be right back...

Are you looking for something a little out of the ordinary? Want to check out something that will make you think? Want to just have some fun while getting your latest card-collecting "fix?" Well, head over to "A Pack To Be Named Later" after the game! They aree busting open at least one pack of every kind of card every made - or at least they're going to have fun trying!

The Pale Hose will send
Altizer, Billy Purtell, and Doc White up
to the plate this inning
Altizer is 0 for 1 today
Dave fouled out last time around
Altizer waiting on the delivery
It's a smash over second
Schumaker leaps
Just over his outstretched glove
Altizer makes a wide turn at first
He will hold at first
The ball comes in quickly

Altizer glares menancingly
out at Wainwright
Altizer is one of the best base
stealers in the league
Quite an intimidator
Wainwright looks the runner back

He's off to the races!
Molina takes the pitch... fires...
Not in time
Altizer is in there with a stolen base
WAIT, Altizer steps off the bag
Schumaker tags him out!!
Strange baserunning!!

Pale Hose' third baseman Purtell
is up next
Purtell is 0 for 1 today
He is currently batting .258
Holliday, Rasmus and Ludwick
are playing him deep
Purtell gets ready for Wainwright's pitch
His bat is cocked
Wainwright misses low on that one
Purtell draws the walk
Number 1 today by Wainwright

Doc White makes his way to home plate
We'll see how they pitch to White
Wainwright squeezes the resin bag...
Peers in
The Whiff!
Wainwright punches White out!
And there's two away

Purtell inches away from the base
Did he get him?...
No says the umpire
That was close

Stepping in the batter's box, Atz
Purtell at first, two away
Atz has hit no home runs this year
And Adam studies the sign from Molina...
Now he's got it
Fastball, a dandy...
Steee Rike THREE swinging!
Jake looked like Casey on that pitch
Went for the HIGH CHEESE!
That's all for the Pale Hose
No runs, one hit, no errors and
one man left on base...
After five complete...
We're scoreless

Thurston saunters to the plate
He does some stretching...
Knocks the dirt from his spikes...
Now he steps into the batter's box
Smith rubs down the ball...
Now he's asking for a new one
After he rubs this one down
He looks in for the sign
High foul pop
Behind home plate
Owens is back
Near the screen
And it pops out of his mitt!
Thurston will get another swing.
Score It: E2

Thurston departs the on-deck circle
He makes his way quickly to the plate
Smith is rubbing the ball up
Now the umpire wants to take a look
No problems found...
Now Smith gets the sign from Owens
Lifted down the right field line
Coming hard is Atz
But Isbell waves him away
and makes the grab
One gone for St. Louis in
the top of the 6th

Nobody on, one away for St. Louis
Up now is Ryan
Ryan looks down toward
the third base coach
Now set, Ryan waits for the pitch
Sinking fastball...
Ryan goes down after it...
And slaps a hard grounder
right at Purtell...
He scoops it up, over to first...
And Ryan is out by a step

Making his way up is Wainwright
Smith is still mowing them down
He brought his "A" game to South
Side Park this afternoon
Smith kicks, delivers
Wainwright slaps a hard
grounder past short
Dougherty is over to pick it up
He tosses it back to second
Wainwright will hold with a clean single

Slowly coming up is Schumaker
for St. Louis
He is finally in the batter's box
No score
Schumaker has hit 4 home runs this year
Smith has the sign from Owens
Schumaker sits on the change up
He lofts a fly ball towards Dougherty
Dougherty gliding under it...
Appears to lose sight of it
Has it again...
And makes the catch in medium left
That'll do it for St. Louis
So we're still tied
After 5 and a half innings
Chicago has no runs, one hit and 3 errors
While St. Louis has no runs,
5 hits and no errors

Frank Owens to lead it off for Chicago
He's ready for the delivery
Wainwright is into his windup
Here's the pitch
Swung on and chopped down
the third base line
Thurston stabs at it
He's got it!
Over to first...
GOT HIM!
What a nice play by Joe Thurston
One out
Due up next is Frank Smith

Frank Smith up
The score is tied
Smith goes through his routine
of settling in
Wainwright shakes off two signs
Now he's ready
Curve in the dirt... and Smith holds up
Looked like he went around from here
But the plate umpire says no
Molina asks the first base ump's opinion
He says Smith went around
Strike three, swinging
Two down in the 6th
Time for a station break
This is the Strat-O-Matic Broadcast System
your 4 Sports Network...
OK, we're back and ready to go...

Isbell walks to the plate
Frank is set for the pitch
Isbell swings and misses
STRIKE THREE!
Wainwright strikes out Frank Isbell
1-2-3, nothing across...

Let's move along and get started
here in the top of the 7th
The game is everything that
the score indicates
Colby Rasmus will lead
it off for St. Louis
Tie score
Rasmus is waiting
His bat is wiggling slightly
Ball four is the call
Smith can't believe the call
And barks at the home plate umpire
The ump points out at Smith
Rasmus takes first base

Now up in the St. Louis seventh
will be Albert Pujols
Pujols is batting .327 with
47 homers this year
Smith is on the first-base
side of the rubber...
Base hit to center for Pujols
Jose Oquendo puts up the stop sign...
Rasmus will stay at second

Matt Holliday will try his
luck against Smith
It's a very difficult background to hit
against here at South Side Park right now
There is shade at home plate
But, bright sun on the mound
Holliday is at .313 on the season
Smith wastes no time
He takes the first sign
Holliday is way out in
front of a change-up
Strike Three
Number 5 today for Smith
One down...
Ryan Ludwick is due up next
Let's see what happens now

Ludwick digs in at the plate
Ready now for Smith to come set
Ludwick is trying to get
comfortable in the box
Digging that back foot in
Ludwick readies himself for the pitch
Hit in the air to left
Camped under it is Dougherty
And he has it
Two down

Molina departs the on-deck circle
He makes his way slowly to the plate
He's not known for his speed anyway!
Molina is 0 for 3 today,
with 1 strike outs
Smith's is working on a shutout
here at South Side Park this afternoon
He is throwing as hard now
as when the game started

Base hit to left for Molina
Jose Oquendo is giving the green light...
The throw is coming home...
Aggressive baserunning by St. Louis...
Not cut-off...
Rasmus scores!
Trailing runners advance.

Settling in at the plate is Thurston
Smith ready quickly, looks in for the sign
Hanging curveball...
Thurston times it, swings...
There's a high drive...
Crunched deep towards right center...
Altizer doesn't have a chance
Home Run for Thurston
That was way over the wall

Next up is Brendan Ryan, the
St. Louis shortstop
Time is called...
Ryan has asked the ump to clean the plate
We'll be ready in a second...
OK, now we are ready again
Ryan is poised and ready for the pitch
Sharp breaking curveball...
Ryan reaches for it...
Hits a two bouncer right to Parent...
Grabs it easily...
Fires a bullet to Isbell at first!
Ryan is out easily
That retires the side
The Red Birds score 4 runs in the inning
After 6 and a half innings,
St. Louis on top 4 to 0

It's time for the 7th inning stretch!
Lets play our trivia game while the crowd enjoys 'Take Me Out To The Ballgame'

What pitcher hurling for the Washington
Senators gave up Babe Ruth's
60th homer in 1927?

While you think on that, why not head over to the concession stand for a juicy dog and a refreshing ice-cold beverage! Want something more? Try our seafood platter or Surf-N-Turf special found at many of the stands around the park. And, for the "experienced" crowd, why not grab an ice-cold brew? And, yes, we've also got Peanuts and CrackerJack available at kiosks all around the park. So, get up, stretch your legs and grab a bit to eat before settling in for the rest of this great championship game!

Today's trivia answer is:
Tom Zachary


The shortstop Parent will start things off for the Pale Hose
Parent is 0 for 2 today
Freddy grounded out last time up
Parent waits for the delivery
And the righthander starts
to work on Parent
Here comes the pitch
It's STRIKE THREE
Slow breaking pitch catches Parent looking
And that's 7 for Wainwright today
One gone in the bottom of the 7th
Up next will be Patsy Dougherty
He is saying a few words to Rip Egan

One away, nobody on base
Dougherty stands ready at the plate
Dougherty is 0 for 2 today
Wainwright steps off the rubber...
Adjusts his cap...
Now he slides his foot back into position
He's ready
Good slider, inside part of the plate
Dougherty gets the bat on it...
Slams a sharp grounder to the right side
Schumaker grabs it...
Throws to first...
OUT!
Two up, two down for Chicago
Wainwright is moving along
with the efficiency
of a well oiled machine

Altizer finishes his practice swings
Now he strides to the batter's box
Molina flashes the sign...
Wainwright waves it off...
Now he's happy
Hanging curveball...
Altizer times it, swings...
There's a high drive...
Crunched deep towards right center...
Rasmus doesn't have a chance
Home Run for Altizer
That was way over the wall

Billy Purtell will face Wainwright
Righty against righty
Purtell is set
Wainwright's into his windup... the pitch
Swung on and hit on the nose to right
Ludwick picks it up on one bounce
Flips it to second...
Purtell is on with a sharply hit single
He hit a curve ball...
and he was just waiting on it

Purtell watches Wainwright move...
He's moving away from the bag
Purtell takes his lead...
Throw to first... SAFE!
Another throw... easily back
Purtell extends his lead
Wainwright comes home with a slider
White takes it...
Purtell is off on the pitch
Molina fires down...
Purtell slides into second...
And he's SAFE!
That was a big gamble
with the Pale Hose behind like this
The Pale Hose trail St. Louis by 3

Doc White steps into the box
White awaits the delivery
Ball four is the call
Wainwright can't believe the call
He barks at the home plate umpire
The ump points out at Wainwright
White takes first base
Wainwright's pitched a good game so far
A little trouble now

Jake Atz is up next
He'll be hitting with 2 men on board
Atz a righty in the batter's box
facing the righthanded Wainwright
Atz cocks his bat
The runners stretch out to their leads
Lazy fly ball to center
Rasmus settles under it
It's an easy out
Score It: 8
That is the third out for Chicago here
in the last of the seventh
The attendance has just been
announced at 11857

Rick Ankiel is swinging a bat
He'll come up to hit for Adam Wainwright

Rick Ankiel, Skip Schumaker, and
Colby Rasmus are due up
Smith steps on the rubber...
Looks in for the sign
Smith leans back and fires
A wave and a miss!
Strike Three!
Ankiel is down on strikes
Number 6 here today for Smith

Walking up to the plate now is Schumaker
Colby Rasmus waits on deck
Schumaker is batting .303
with 4 HR's this year
Smith wastes no time
He has the sign from Owens
Smith is into his windup
Here's the pitch
High hard fastball, swung on...
It's a grounder hammered at second...
Atz is there...
IT'S INTO RIGHT!!...
It took a HIGH hop right over him!
That's a single for Schumaker

Rasmus, the center fielder, moves
into the batter's box

St. Louis on top 4 to 1
Rasmus is set in the batter's box
He's staring intently out at Smith
He's waiting for the pitch
A slider by Smith
Rasmus gets good wood on it...
Dougherty back-pedals quickly...
Up with his glove...
Out!
Two down

Owens heads out to the mound . . .
They want to talk strategy.
They might be discussing walking Pujols.
Now the ump comes out to break it up . . .
And we're ready to go . . .
They are going to put Pujols on
Owens holds out his glove
That's ball four

Holliday now at the plate
Ryan Ludwick waits on deck
Holliday has been poison for Chicago today
He is 2 for 3 on the afternoon
The big righty shakes off the sign...
Now Frank shakes off another one...
Smith moves pianos in the off season
Low and inside... ball four
Holliday gets a free ticket to first
That loads them up for Ryan Ludwick

Ryan Ludwick, the right fielder,
strides to the plate
Smith steps on the rubber
It's popped in front of the plate
Looks like the ball is drifting foul
Purtell calls for it
And makes the play
The ump signals a foul ball
So that ends the threat
in the top of the 8th
The bases were left full
St. Louis was unable to score a run
Tony LaRussa will be bringing
in a relief pitcher
Kyle McClellan has been called
from the bullpen
A few warm up tosses and
we'll be set to go

The catcher Owens
will lead off for the Pale Hose
He'll be followed by Frank Smith
And then Frank Isbell
McClellan has the sign from Molina
Owens rips a whistling liner down the line
Bingo! Thurston spears it!
A shot right at the St.
Louis third baseman
Piece of cake!
So one up and one gone

Frank Smith will face McClellan
Righty against righty
Molina flashes the sign...
McClellan shakes it off,
he wants another...

Now he's happy
Fastball, busted in on the hands
Smith manages to get a piece of it
Bouncing it over the mound
Ryan cuts it off in front of the bag
Rifles a throw to Pujols...
And Smith is called out on a close play
Two out, nobody on
St. Louis ahead 4 to 1

The speedy, contact hitter Frank Isbell
is up next
Frank is completely bald
Isbell steps out of the batter's
box to get the sign
Frank is 0 for 3 today
Isbell concentrates
He holds the bat down on the end
Isbell waves half-heartedly at a fastball
Strike Three!
Frank didn't look very good on that pitch
2 strike outs today!
And that is 1 for McClellan
The Pale Hose are retired
It's 4-1 as we come to the 9th

Yadier Molina stops at the on deck circle
Puts a little more "Black" under his eyes
It's very sunny here today
Now he steps in
Molina waits for the pitch
Routine grounder to third
Purtell scoops it up
Over to first for the out
St. Louis with one away
Smith steps off the mound as
he waits for Joe Thurston to
come to the plate

So that brings up Joe Thurston
the St. Louis third baseman
Smith likes the sign
Here's the windup... and the pitch
Another hook for strike three!
Thurston just stood there looking
Two gone for St. Louis

Ryan gets set at the plate
Frank Smith steps off the
mound toward second
Gives the resin bag a toss
Now he toes the rubber...
He's ready to go
Ryan swings and hits one down the line
It'll be in there for extra bases
White plays it off the wall on a hop
Ryan is heading for second
White turns and fires
Ryan slides head first...
and beats the throw
A whistling two-bagger for Brendan Ryan

Tony LaRussa will send up a pinch
hitter for Kyle McClellan
Yes, Julio Lugo steps out of the dugout
He will be up there against Smith

And now they're going to put Lugo on
Owens is up and holding out his glove
There's ball 3...
and now ball 4
Skip Schumaker is waiting on deck

Skip Schumaker will get
a crack at Smith next
Colby Rasmus would be up next...
But only if Schumaker can reach safely
Schumaker is at .303 on the season
Smith studies his sign
The HIGH CHEESE.........
STRIKE THREE SWINGING!
That retires the side...
Schumaker fails to come
through in the clutch
For St. Louis, No runs, one hit, no
errors and 2 men left on base
Tony LaRussa will be bringing
in a relief pitcher
Ryan Franklin has been called
from the bullpen
A few warm up tosses and
we'll be set to go

Freddy Parent will start the bottom
of the 9th for Chicago
Chicago needs some runs
Now, St. Louis leads 4 to 1
Franklin looks down at Molina for the sign
Shakes him off once... twice...

Now he has the pitch he wants
Here is the 2-2 pitch
Hit deep to left
It falls in, Parent has a Double
Now play resumes with Parent on 2nd
He takes his lead
And Schumaker TAGS HIM OUT!
He never gave up the ball!!
And Parent is a victim
of the hidden ball trick!

Dougherty is up now for Chicago
Dougherty swinging from the left side
of the plate against the righty Franklin
Dougherty tells the umpire he's ready
Here's the windup... and the pitch
Dougherty pounds a grounder toward
Schumaker at second
Skip moves in front of it...
Whoops... a bad bounce
But Schumaker stayed with it
Over to first and Dougherty is retired
Nice play by the St. Louis second baseman
That's two away

Altizer is ready to face Franklin
Franklin looks down at Molina for the sign
Now he's ready
Franklin's into his windup... the pitch
Altizer slaps a hard grounder past second
Ludwick is over to pick it up
He tosses it back to second
Altizer will hold with a clean single

With a runner at first and two outs
Purtell walks to the plate
Altizer will be running if it's hit
Ryan looks for the sign he wants...
Shakes off the first one
But he likes the next
Bounced towards the hole
Fielded nicely by Ryan
THE LONG THROW . . .
HE GOT HIM!!!
Score It: 6-3
And that will do it for Chicago
St. Louis wins 4 to 1
Wainwright gets credit for the win
Franklin notches the save
Smith takes the loss
The hitting star for St. Louis
was Joe Thurston
He was 1 for 5 with a homerun
He also knocked in 3 runs
And that wraps things up
So long from Chicago.

Well, HOLY SMOKES, FOLKS!! The 2009 St. Louis team takes the game on a Grand Slam!! The 1909 Chi boys just couldn't fight back, though they gave it a great effort!

So, KEVINM, your team just won the 2010 Tribe-O-Matic Championship! Which version of the game would you like!?

For those interested, here are the Boxscores, Player Actions and Scorecards!

Here is how things went down (Seeding in parenthesis):

Round: 5
(20) 2009 SLN Defeats (6) 1909 CHA 1 games to 0

Round: 4
(6) 1909 CHA Defeats (18) 2009 LAA 1 games to 0
(20) 2009 SLN Defeats (2) 1909 CHN 1 games to 0

Round: 3
(18) 2009 LAA Defeats (19) 1909 PHA 1 games to 0
(20) 2009 SLN Defeats (7) 1909 CIN 1 games to 0
(6) 1909 CHA Defeats (22) 2009 MNA 1 games to 0
(2) 1909 CHN Defeats (30) 2009 DEA 1 games to 0

Round: 2
(18) 2009 LAA Defeats (16) 1909 SLN 1 games to 0
(19) 1909 PHA Defeats (12) 2009 NYN 1 games to 0
(20) 2009 SLN Defeats (10) 1909 NYA 1 games to 0
(22) 2009 MNA Defeats (9) 1909 DEA 1 games to 0
(7) 1909 CIN Defeats (25) 2009 CHN 1 games to 0
(6) 1909 CHA Defeats (29) 2009 TBA 1 games to 0
(30) 2009 DEA Defeats (5) 2009 NYA 1 games to 0
(2) 1909 CHN Defeats (32) 2009 ATN 1 games to 0

Round: 1
(16) 1909 SLN Defeats (17) 2009 PHN 1 games to 0
(18) 2009 LAA Defeats (15) 1909 PIN 1 games to 0
(19) 1909 PHA Defeats (14) 2009 BAA 1 games to 0
(20) 2009 SLN Defeats (13) 2009 SFN 1 games to 0
(12) 2009 NYN Defeats (21) 2009 LAN 1 games to 0
(22) 2009 MNA Defeats (11) 1909 NYN 1 games to 0
(10) 1909 NYA Defeats (23) BYE 0 games to 0
(9) 1909 DEA Defeats (24) 2009 CON 1 games to 0
(25) 2009 CHN Defeats (8) 2009 FLN 1 games to 0
(7) 1909 CIN Defeats (26) 1909 BON 1 games to 0
(6) 1909 CHA Defeats (27) 2009 CLA 1 games to 0
(5) 2009 NYA Defeats (28) 1909 BOA 1 games to 0
(29) 2009 TBA Defeats (4) 2009 TEA 1 games to 0
(30) 2009 DEA Defeats (3) 1909 SLA 1 games to 0
(2) 1909 CHN Defeats (31) BYE 0 games to 0
(32) 2009 ATN Defeats (1) 2009 BOA 1 games to 0

STANDINGS
TEAM WINS LOSSES WINPCT
(20) 2009 SLN 5 0 1.000
(6) 1909 CHA 4 1 .800
(18) 2009 LAA 3 1 .750
(2) 1909 CHN 2 1 .667
(19) 1909 PHA 2 1 .667
(7) 1909 CIN 2 1 .667
(22) 2009 MNA 2 1 .667
(30) 2009 DEA 2 1 .667
(9) 1909 DEA 1 1 .500
(12) 2009 NYN 1 1 .500
(16) 1909 SLN 1 1 .500
(25) 2009 CHN 1 1 .500
(29) 2009 TBA 1 1 .500
(5) 2009 NYA 1 1 .500
(32) 2009 ATN 1 1 .500
(4) 2009 TEA 0 1 .000
(17) 2009 PHN 0 1 .000
(8) 2009 FLN 0 1 .000
(1) 2009 BOA 0 1 .000
(10) 1909 NYA 0 1 .000
(21) 2009 LAN 0 1 .000
(11) 1909 NYN 0 1 .000
(23) BYE 0 0 .000
(24) 2009 CON 0 1 .000
(3) 1909 SLA 0 1 .000
(26) 1909 BON 0 1 .000
(27) 2009 CLA 0 1 .000
(28) 1909 BOA 0 1 .000
(13) 2009 SFN 0 1 .000
(14) 2009 BAA 0 1 .000
(31) BYE 0 0 .000
(15) 1909 PIN 0 1 .000

So, KEVINM, your team just won the 2010 Tribe-O-Matic Championship! Which version of the game would you like!?


Thanks to EVERYONE that signed up to play in the tournament! Remember, *ALL* participants will be entered into a consolation drawing for a computer version of the game! I'll have those results in a near-future post.

1 comment:

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    The Cubs even choke in Fantasy baseball! How awesome is THAT!

    ReplyDelete