Tribe-or-no-Tribe #7

This is the third box of cards I bought at lunch that I'm busting open for a round of Tribe-or-no-Tribe.  This is a box of 2010 Topps Series 2 from Wal-Mart (look for black background parallels, folks).

Here are the rules:

Trap cards = Reds (the *other* Ohio team) and the Braves (the *other* Native American-themed team)

+1/2 point is awarded for each card in the pack, unless card fits into the following:
+2 points are awarded for each relic or autographed card (only 1 point awarded for a relic or autographed trap card).
+1 point is awarded for any Thome card in a non-Indians uniform.
+2 points are given for each Indians card.

-1 point from the score for each trap card.
-1/2 point is deducted for each card featuring more than one team or no team at all.

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Rollie Fingers (A's) Historical Commemorative Patch (+2, total = 2.0)
Kazuo Matsui (Astros) (+.5, total = 2.5)
Jon Lester (Red Sox) (+.5, total = 3.0)
Alex Rodriguez (Mariners) Cards your mom threw out (+.5, total = 3.5)
Topps Million Card Giveaway (-.5, total = 3.0)

Nick Markakis (Orioles) Peak Performance 17-game streak (+.5, total = 3.5)
BJ Upton (Rays) Attax card (+.5, total = 4.0)
Brendan Ryan (Cardinals) (+.5, total = 4.5)
Mark Buehrle (White Sox) (+.5, total = 5.0)
Chris Young (Padres) (+.5, total = 5.5)
Ryan Zimmerman (Nationals) (+.5, total = 6.0)
James Russell (Cubs) (+.5, total = 6.5)
A's team card (A's) (+.5, total = 7.0)
Bo Jackson (Royals) & Justin Upton (Dbacks) Legendary Lineage (-.5, total = 6.5)
Ubaldo Jimenez (Rockies) SportFlics thing (+.5, total = 7.0)

Matt Holliday (Cardinals) Attax card (+.5, total = 7.5)
Michael Bourn (Astros) (+.5, total = 8.0)
Doug Fister (Mariners) (+.5, total = 8.5)
Yadier Molina (Cardinals) (+.5, total = 9.0)
Alcides Escobar (Brewers) (+.5, total = 9.5)
Ken Griffey Jr (Mariners) Cards your mom threw out (+.5, total = 10.0)
Torii Hunter (Twins) Topps Turkey (+.5, total = 10.5)
Lance Berkman (Astros) Attax (+.5, total = 11.0)
Everth Cabrera (Padres) (+.5, total = 11.5)
Vin Mazzaro (A's) (+.5, total = 12.0)
Trevor Hoffman (Brewers) (+.5, total = 12.5)

Randy Wells (Cubs) (+.5, total = 13.0)
Chris Tillman (Orioles) (+.5, total = 13.5)
Christy Mathewson (Giants) History of World Series (+.5, total = 14.0)
Johnny Bench (Reds) & Joe Mauer (Twins) Legendary Lineage (-1.5, total = 12.5)*
Justin Verlander (Tigers) Attax (+.5, total = 13.0)
Derek Lowe (Braves) (-1, total = 12.0)

Carlos Zambrano (Cubs) (+.5, total = 12.5)
Nick Blackburn (Twins) (+.5, total = 13.0)
Brandon Lyon (Astros) (+.5, total = 13.5)
Rafael Soriano (Rays) (+.5, total = 14.0)
Collin Balester (Nationals) (+.5, total = 14.5)
Maicer Izturis (Angels) (+.5, total = 15.0)
Dan Uggla (Marlins) Peak Performance Keystone Clouts (+.5, total = 15.5)
Matt Kemp (Dodgers) Attax (+.5, total = 16.0)
Ian Snell (Mariners) (+.5, total = 16.5)
Chris Carpenter (Cardsinals) (+.5, total = 17.0)
Chris Volstad (Marlins) (+.5, total = 17.5)
Daric Barton (A's) (+.5, total = 18.0)
Ichiro (Mariners) & Albert Pujols (Cardinals) Fan Favorites Cards your mom threw out (-.5, total = 17.5)
Thurman Munson (Yankees) Vintage Legends (+.5, total = 18.0)
Yunel Escobar (Braves) Attax (-1, total = 17.0)
Derek Jeter (Yankees) (+.5, total = 17.5)
Glen Perkins (Twins) (+.5, total = 18.0)
Franchise History (Mariners) (+.5, total = 18.5)

Dustin Pedroia (Red Sox) (+.5, total = 19.0)
David Herndon (Phillies) (+.5, total = 19.5)
Franchise History (Padres) (+.5, total = 20.0)
Justin Morneau (Twins) Topps Turkey (+.5, total = 20.5)
Jon Lester (Red Sox) Attax (+.5, total = 21.0)
Chien-Ming Wang (Nationals) (+.5, total = 21.5)
George Sherrill (Dodgers) (+.5, total = 22.0)
Carlos Marmol (Cubs) (+.5, total = 22.5)
Jay Bruce (Reds) (-1, total = 21.5)
Austin Jackson (Tigers) (+.5, total = 22.0)
Yankees team card (+.5, total = 22.5)
Mel Ott (Giants) Vintage Legends (+.5, total = 23.0)
Madison Bumgarner (Giants) SportFlics thing (+.5, total = 23.5)
Josh Johnson (Marlins) Attax (+.5, total = 24.0)
Miguel Cabrera (Tigers) (+.5, total = 24.5)
Grady Sizemore (INDIANS! WAHOO!) Black Background (+2, total = 26.5)
Geovany Soto (Cubs) Black Background (+.5, total = 27.0)
Ryan Howard (Phillies) Black Background (+.5, total = 27.5)

Mike Schmidt (Phillies) Vintage Legends (+.5, total = 28.0)
Cole Hamels (Phillies) History of World Series (+.5, total = 28.5)
Tim Lincecum (Giants) Attax (+.5, total = 29.0)
Franklin Gutierrez (Mariners) Black Background (+.5, total = 29.5)
Paul Maholm (Pirates) Black Background (+.5, total = 30.0)
Cameron Maybin (Marlins) Black Background (+.5, total = 30.5)
Clayton Richard (Padres) Black Background (+.5, total = 31.0)
Blue Jays team card Black Background (+.5, total = 31.5)
Phil Rizzuto (Yankees) Cards your mom threw out (+.5, total = 32.0)
Dan Uggla (Marlins) Peak Performance Keystone Clouts (+.5, total = 32.5)
Felix Hernandez (Mariners) Attax (+.5, total = 33.0)
Jason Hammel (Rockies) Black Background (+.5, total = 33.5)
Landon Powell (A's) Black Background (+.5, total = 34.0)

81 cards and we end up with a score of 34.0.  That's well short of average, but there were quite a few trap cards, including the double-whammy card! Ouch!

*The Bench/Mauer card got dinged for being a multi-team card *and* for having a trap!